Hello? Hello? Hello? This is Julia. . . You listen to me!!! Please come home so we can eat dinner. . . dinner dinner! I'll be your candle on the water! Shut up a your face. The Canon Center is where you have to enter. . . SO, why'd Michael tiptoe passed the medicine cabinet? . . . He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills! Ha ha ha! What kind of tree do you have in your kitchen? A Pan-try. Hee hee! Why did the Elephant take a raisin with him to the movies? He didn't have a date!! What did the townspeople say when there was a pack of elephants charging at them? AHHH, there's a pack of Elephants charging at us. . . What did the townspeople say when there was a pack of purple elephants charging at them? AHHHH A pack of purple elephants are charging at us!!! What did the townspeople say when there were a pack of purple elephants with sunglasses charging at them? . . . . Nothing. . . they didn't recognize them. HA HA HA!!! Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other muffin and says, "It's sure getting hot in here" The other muffin says. . . "AAAAHHHHHHH, A TALKING MUFFIN!!!" LOL! K-I'll have more later :)
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Hello? Hello? Hello? This is Julia. . . You listen to me!!! Please come home so we can eat dinner. . . dinner dinner! I'll be your candle on the water! Shut up a your face. The Canon Center is where you have to enter. . . SO, why'd Michael tiptoe passed the medicine cabinet? . . . He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills! Ha ha ha! What kind of tree do you have in your kitchen? A Pan-try. Hee hee! Why did the Elephant take a raisin with him to the movies? He didn't have a date!! What did the townspeople say when there was a pack of elephants charging at them? AHHH, there's a pack of Elephants charging at us. . . What did the townspeople say when there was a pack of purple elephants charging at them? AHHHH A pack of purple elephants are charging at us!!! What did the townspeople say when there were a pack of purple elephants with sunglasses charging at them? . . . . Nothing. . . they didn't recognize them. HA HA HA!!! Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other muffin and says, "It's sure getting hot in here" The other muffin says. . . "AAAAHHHHHHH, A TALKING MUFFIN!!!" LOL! K-I'll have more later :)
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